Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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