My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Floor bacon is actually really good
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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