I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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