is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize