My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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