this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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