no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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