There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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