...so i touched it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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