Non-Jews are for practice
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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