I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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