Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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