i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So here I am, sexting at work.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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