Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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