I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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