chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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