Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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