Got a toothbrush?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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