Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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