Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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