Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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