i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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