wrigley field is MILF paradise
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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