5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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