What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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