I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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