1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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