6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
No stitches, just platelets and will power
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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