where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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