I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I think im going to throw up on grandma
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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