I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Houston, we have a blender
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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