Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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