you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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