your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
no, he came in my armpit
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
as a side note pls kill me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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