She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
