You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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