I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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