i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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