is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?