weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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