why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.