I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him