from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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