they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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