Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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