The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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