The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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