Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I cut my penus on the lid.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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