pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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