He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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