just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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