he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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