I've blown a few things in my day
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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