u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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