put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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