she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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